翻译：凡多 感谢：Ezra M
噢 不 Oh, no.
鱼对你来说太好了 Much too good fish for you.
你绝不会相信的，但是我甚至比你还饿 You're not going to believe this, but I'm even hungrier than you are.
好吧 Alright.
我会给你一块的 来吧 I'll give you a piece. Come!
我会给你一小块鱼肉 I'll give you a bit of that. 只有一小块 Just a little bit.
来吧 Here.
彩虹大盗 The Rainbow Thief
再来点儿，我的美人们 A little more, my beauties. 你们最爱的酒 Your favorite drink.
喝完它，亲爱的们 喝完它 Drink up, my darlings. Drink up.
鲁尔夫 Rolf!
谢谢 Thank you.
很好 很好 我明白 Kala. Kala. Katalaveno.
我会说一点希腊语 Milao liga Hellenika.
耶和华 埃莱福西斯 救世主 Tetragrammaton. Elevsis. Sotir.
邪恶的风终会把他们准时带来这里 Evil winds have finally brought them here on time.
他们精确计算他们的每一步 They calculate their every move.
他们虚伪的笑容背后藏着他们的贪婪 They hide their greed behind their phony smiles.
他们什么都不知道，霍丽 他们什么都不知道 Little do they know, Holly.Little do they know.
我希望你们都喜欢骨头 I hope you all like bones. 鱼子酱是用来喂狗的 Caviar always goes to the dogs.
它们被宠坏了，不是吗？ Spoiled, aren't they? 你知道，鲁道夫，这不好笑 -You know, Rudolf, this is not funny.
骨头应该埋在墓地里 Bones are for cemeteries.
上帝保佑 God forbid.
愿你常在于我们身边 -阿门 May you stay with us for a long time. -Amen.
经历过无数次的嘲弄就呜呼哀哉 Vien dopo tanta irrision la Morte.
然后 然后 E poi? E poi?
从那时候开始,死亡就是空虚 La Morte ，il Nulla.
天堂是个古老的神话 vecchia fola il Ciel.
老天，我需要一些活生生的肉体 My God, what I want is some real life flesh! Rolf!
打给彩虹夫人，要她送些姑娘过来！ Ring up Madame Rainbow and tell her to send over some of her girls!
但是我们想要和你一起度过一个安静的晚上，就你一人 But we wanted to have a quiet evening with you. Alone.
鲁道夫，你承诺过你会在这个晚上和我们谈谈 But Rudolf, you promised you'd speak with us this evening.
温特和斯诺都在等着。我明天必须给他们一个确定的答复。 Winter and Snow are waiting. I must give them a decision tomorrow.
温特和斯诺可以一直等到春天降临啊！（双关） Winter and snow can wait until spring!
给我出去 你们所有人 都给我出去 Get out! All of you! Out!
彩虹夫人的姑娘们不会喜欢在聚会上被人看见的 Madame Rainbow's girls wouldn't like to be seen in your company.
出去！ Out!
姑娘们，来吧！我们走！ Girls, come on! Let's go!
现在，我们来摘掉这个眼罩 Now, just get this blindfold off.
别管他 现在往后靠 Let it fall. Now lean back.
爱的快乐只持续片刻 Plaisir d'amour ne dure qu' un moment.
爱的悲伤却持续一生 Chagrin d'amour dure tout la vie.
爱的喜悦... Plaisir d'amour...
你们都知道，鲁道夫·范·坦纳现在处于昏迷状态 As you all know, Rudolf van Tanner now lies in a coma.
在他死后，对遗嘱的任何解读都变得不可能 Any reading of the will is not possible until after his death.
但是这是我们经过深思熟虑后的意见... But it is our considered belief...
...这将有利于他的侄子，梅利埃格雷 ...that the will favors his nephew, Meleagre.
这简直无法容忍！ That would be intolerable!
梅利埃格雷就是个十足的蠢货！ -Meleagre is a fumbling idiot! 他甚至不在乎金钱！ -He doesn't even care about money!
对其进行解读之后，以不正当影响为理由，遗嘱必将受到争议 After the reading, the will can be contested on the grounds of undue influence.
但那会非常困难 But that would be very difficult.
你必须施压，迫使... You would have to show such pressures were brought to bear...
...死者倾向于与之前相悖的意愿处理财产 ...that the deceased disposed of his property contrary to his intentions.
我恐怕没什么机会 Not much chance of that, I'm afraid.
幸运的是，我们还有一些其他建议 Fortunately, we have some other suggestions.
芬维克女士... Ms. Fenwick...
请把梅利埃格雷·范·坦纳的档案带来好吗？ Could you please bring in the Meleagre von Tanner file?
谢谢你，芬维克女士 Thank you, Ms. Fenwick.
我们这里有鲁道夫·范·坦纳他侄子的全部档案 We have here the complete file on Rudolf von Tanner's nephew.
我们之前邀请过他来这了 We've asked him to join us here.
但是过了半个小时后他并没有如约而至 -好的... But his appointments not for another half hour. -Right...
...让我们加快进度吧 ...let's be quick about this.
看来范·坦纳先生的侄子似乎是个相当古怪的案例 It seems that Mr. von Tanner's nephew is a rather odd case.
没有银行账户 没有驾照 没有医保卡 什么都没有 No bank account. No driver's license. No medical insurance card. Nothing.
甚至没有看过牙医或医生的记录 No record of ever even having seen a dentist or a doctor.
梅利埃格雷是个十分奇怪的人 Meleagre was very strange. 即使在他是个孩子的时候 Even as a child.
他被鲁道夫抚养长大 He was brought up by Rudolf.
如果这一切将对梅利埃格雷有利，我们最大的希望... If the will does favor Meleagre, our best hope lies...
...就是从他的私事中证明他是个不负责任的人 ...in proving him irresponsible in his affairs.
然后，我们就可以变成具有掌控力的那一方 Afterwards, we can move into a manageable position.
这将会和被任命为继承人一样 Which would just the same as being named as heirs.
只要有经济上的报酬，人们可以买到任何方面的讯息 For a financial consideration, one can buy any kind of consultation.
包括精神状况方面的 而且肯定会对我们的状况有所帮助 Including psychiatric. And be certain it'll be helping our case.
我不认为我们需要把所有东西都详细拼写出来，温特！ I don't think we need spell everything out, Winter!
芬维克女士 - Ms. Fenwick. 芬维克女士！ - Ms. Fenwick!
请你把精神报告给我好吗？ Would you very kindly bring in the psychiatric report?
有了精神病的证据，法官也许会质疑... With psychiatric evidence, a judge might wish to challenge...
...乃至为调查结果而休庭 ...or even adjourn his finding
...知道他对被采纳的证据感到完全满... ...until he was fully satisfied that such evidence was admissa...
先生 Sir.
你在路上掉了这个 You dropped this.
过来 下来这里 Come on. Come down here.
几年后... Some years later...
去把它放下 那是个好东西 Go and put it down. That's a beauty.
来 拿着 不用找了 Here. Take this. Keep the change.
这看上去不错！ -去年的款式 他们不会再做它这样的东西了 -That's nice! -Last year's model. They don't make 'em like that anymore.
在你的承受范围之内 Pay as much as you like. 你有多喜欢它就付多少钱 As much as you can spare.
包您满意！可爱的熟透的橘子！ There you are! Lovely ripe oranges!
来看看吧，先生！来尝尝吧，女士！ Here you are, sir! Here you are, lady!
买点儿吃吧！买我的可爱的... Go along! Buy my lovely...
嘿 快走 快走开 Hey! Go on. Run along.
嘿！快给我回来！这是我的玛丽号！ Hey, you come back here! That's my Mary Celeste!
我会去叫警察的！我的玛丽号是很珍贵的！ I'll get the policeman after you! My Mary Celeste is very valuable.
滚一边去！滚开！ Get out of my way! Get out!
你们这群小鬼！把我的船还回来！ You little devils! Come back with that boat!
安布罗西亚！ Ambrosia!
你不会从我这里得到任何东西的！ -You won't get anything out of me! 你对我太残忍了，安布罗西亚 -You are cruel to me, Ambrosia.
把我的报纸放回去！这是我自己掏腰包买的货 Put my paper back! It comes out of my own pocket.
记在鲁道夫叔叔的账上，安布罗西亚 Charge it to Uncle Rudolf, Ambrosia.
什么叔叔？这是我自己出钱买的货！ What Uncle? It comes out of my pocket!
你知道的！我以前告诉过你 You know! I told you before. 王子的叔叔！ The Prince's Uncle!
啊，王子！我听说他要把你逼疯了 Ah, the Prince! I hear he's been driving you crazy.
他疯了好几年了 He's been crazy for years. 别这样！ -Don't do that again!
自从他那条狗在下水道的某地走失后 Ever since that dog of his got lost somewhere in the sewers.
他就一直在和一个玩偶说话！ He's now talking to a puppet! 玩偶！ To a puppet!
我来帮你下楼梯 I can help you down the stairs.
我回来了，陛下 I'm back, Your Majesty!
我准备了晚饭给你 和你，小姐 With dinner for you. And for you, laddie.
你为什么总是花这么长时间？ -Why do you always take so long? 这么长时间？ -So long?
你这人永不满足！ Never satisfied!
保护好船 根据我的图表，水会在今晚涨到顶峰 Secure the canoe. According to my charts, the water will peak this evening.
蠢货! 拿上灯 Imbecile! Take the lantern.
你什么时候才能学会看水位？ When will you learn to watch the water levels?
他是个傻瓜，迪马 一个狡猾的窃贼 He's a fool, that Dima. A clever thief...
但依旧是个傻瓜 But a fool.
真是疯了 当几年前这家伙得知自己的克洛诺斯... Madness. Always talking with that phony dog...
...走失在下水道后，就老和这假狗说话 ...when he knows the real Chronos got lost in the sewer years ago.
我的报纸呢？ Where's my paper?
这花了我三十生丁 -Thirty centimes, it cost me. 骗子！小偷！这是你偷的！ -Liar! Thief! You stole it!
看 看这里 所有东西都在升值 See! See here! Everything's rising.
你就不能向你叔叔要求预付一小部分遗产吗？ Couldn't you ask your Uncle for a small advance on the inheritance?
一点点黄金 A little gold. 一点点黄金... -A little gold...
我要的是蕴藏在幸福中的黄金 I would ask for the gold of happiness.
它逃了 逃了 逃了 It escapes, escapes, escapes.
我们沿着月亮湾航行... We were sailing along On Moonlight Bay...
为什么我们要像癞蛤蟆一样活在这肮脏的地牢里？ Why are we living in this filthy dungeon like toads?
当我想起你欠我的那些钱... When I think of all the money you owe me...
你缺一件合身的制服 迪马 You lack a proper uniform, Dima!
没有制服 没有纪律 No uniform, no discipline! 那炒了我吧！ -Fire me!
给你在医院里的鲁道夫叔叔打电话 Call your Uncle Rudolf in the hospital.
你唯一的鲁道夫叔叔，躺在那里昏迷不醒 Your one and only Uncle Rudolf, lying there, in a coma.
要他来照顾你 Ask him to come and babysit for you!
令人作呕的气味 你拿着的是什么？ Revolting smell. What have you got there?
对你太好了，是吧？ Too good for you, huh?
当哲学家苏格拉底去世时... Coldness of death was spreading to his waist...
死亡的气息蔓延到了他的腰部 ...when a philosopher, Socrates, uncovered his face...
他的脸被布遮盖起来，他说： ...for he had covered it up, and said:
"Kriton...
我们必须给埃斯库勒普一只公鸡，我欠他的 ...we shall offer a cock to Asclepios, I owe it to him."
我可以告诉你，我们不会给埃斯库勒普提供这只公鸡 But we're not offering this rooster to Asclepios, I can tell you!
克里透说：理应如此 Kriton said: "It shall be done."
我真是太他妈想扯这些该死的废话了 How I'd like to talk with such nonsense!
苏格拉底蒙住脸不再回应 Socrates covered his face and made no reply.
接着，克里透揭开那块布看到了苏格拉底那一动不动的双眼 By and by, Kriton uncovered it and saw that his eyes were fixed.
他闭上眼睛 开始哭泣 He closed them, weeping.
迪马，那就是一个... And that, Dima, was the end of one...
...最勇敢并且最高尚的人的终结 ...who was the bravest and most noble of men.
就我自己而言，我觉得我很勇敢 I feel I'm pretty brave, myself.
我从一个老妇人的篮子里偷了这顿晚餐 I stole this dinner from the basket of an old woman.
你知道我不吃偷来的食物！ You know I don't eat stolen food!
几时开始的？ Since when?
你去哪里？ -Where you going? 外边！ -Out!
你什么时候回来？ -When will you be back? 过一会儿 -Later!
在你走之前，让我告诉你我的意见，只是一个小细节： Let me advise you, before you go, just a small detail:
你也许是在寻找真理，而不是黄金 Instead of gold, you may be looking for truth.
你也可以选择留下你的鲁道夫叔叔的钱！ And you can keep your Uncle Rudolf, too!
女士们，先生们，他们已经在十字架上呆了17个小时了 They've been on their crosses for 17 hours now, ladies and gentlemen.
世界纪录即将被打破 A world record is about to be broken.
我们的两个冠军状态依然不错 Our two champions are still in great shape.
他们来自印度，心神超验之地 They hail from India, the land of the transcedental mind.
女士们先生们，来自俄罗斯古老草原的... From the ancient steppes of Russia, ladies and gentlemen...
我将给你呈现绝无仅有的，伟大的... I give you the one and only, the great...
嘿 嘿 你好 -Hey, hey. Hello! 女士们，先生们 -Ladies and Gentlemen...
你将见证一个奇迹 You are about to witness a miracle.
一颗子弹将射穿他的心脏 One bullet right through the heart.
科鲍·卡拉坎蒂，世上最伟大的不死苦行僧！ Copal Karankanti, the World's Greatest Living Fakir, cannot die!
他是坚不可摧的！ He is indestructible!
我身边的科鲍·卡拉坎蒂... On my right, Copal Karankanti...
帮帮可怜的盲人吧！ -Help the blind! 青春转瞬即逝！ -Youth fades!
想想你的结局！ Think on your end! 帮帮可怜的盲人吧！ -Help the Blind!
青春转瞬即逝！ -Youth fades! 帮帮可怜的盲人吧！ -Help the blind!
要香烟吗？我的朋友，要香烟吗？ Cigarette for dinner, my friend? Cigarette?
我不是你的朋友 而且你还挡住了我的视线 I ain't your friend and you're blocking my light!
放回去！ Put it back! 放回去！ -Put it back!
顺便告诉你，昨天来了一个警察... By the way, a cop came by yesterday...
问了一些关于失踪的王子的问题 asking questions about a Prince who's disappeared from sight.
现在，你又不认识他了，不是吗？ Now, you wouldn't know him, would you?
现在我想起来了 Now I remember.
那个人是你，迪马，是你 It was you, Dima. It was you.
我看见你和那个带着滑稽斗篷的高个男人站在一起 I saw you standing with that tall man with the funny cape.
他还有一条和马一般大的狗 And he had a dog as big as a horse.
那个人是你，就是你 So, it was you. It was you.
然后你们俩人都消失了 Then you both disappeared.
这是给我的？ That for me?
好的，我收下了，我收下它了 Here. I'll take it. I'll take it!
青春转瞬即逝... -Youth fades... 那个人就是他 -It was him.
帮帮可怜的盲人吧！ Help the blind!
不！不！不！不！不！ No! No No! No! No!
女士们 先生们 Ladies and Gentlemen!
科学永远不会承认自己失败了！ Science will never admit itself defeated!
而我今天在这里，将要向你们展示... And if I am here today, it is to present to you...
有史以来最伟大的发明： the greatest invention of all time:
多利杀！ Dorikill!
马铃薯防虫粉 The Anti-Potato Bug Powder.
在法国它叫Pomme de terre In French: Pomme de terre! 在德国它叫Kartoffel In German: Kartoffel!
马铃薯虫看上去是一种微不足道的小昆虫 The Potato Bug might seem to be a small, insignificant insect.
缺少经验的人可能因此上当... The uninitiated might be fooled...
...误以为这只是上帝的某种卑微造物 ...and mistake him for one of God's humble creatures.
多么可悲的谬误！ What a tragic error!
女士们，先生们，虫子和上帝毫无关系！ Ladies and gentlemen, the insect and God never met!
他们根本没有任何共同之处 They have nothing in common.
他们完全不关心彼此的存在 And totally ignore one another's existence.
马铃薯虫是怪物... The Potato Bug is a monster...
...以及魔鬼的造物！ ...and the Devil's own creation!
你！ You!
我可以看透你的心思 I can read your mind.
这看起来对你完全是无害的 It seems totally harmless to you.
但是请看！ But watch!
这种无害的... It takes only a few days...
...吃马铃薯的鬼东西只需几天 ...for this harmless, potato eating abomination...
...就可以消灭多年劳动所得的果实！ ...to annihilate the fruit of years of labor!
但是不要害怕！ But fear not!
好极了！ Bravo!
让我来介绍世界上最迷你的上校-康纳尔上校！ Introducing Colonel Heywood, the World's Smallest Colonel!
来这里向我们展示多利杀的功效 Here to show us the efficiency of Dorikill!
拿上你们的多利杀，女士们先生们，拿上你们的多利杀 Get your Dorikill, ladies and gentlemen! Get your Dorikill!
这是独一无二的秘密配方 It's a unique secret formula!
这是一种在地球内部形成的火山粉末 It's a volcanic powder matured in the very bowels of the Earth!
拿上你们的多利杀！拿上！ Get your Dorikill here! 你永远也不会再找到它这样的东西！ You'll never find anything like it!
它现在就在这里！属于你们的！ It's here! For you! Now! 女士们，先生们... Ladies and Gentlem...
女士们，先生们！ Ladies and Gentlemen!
嘿... Hey...
我叫迪马 My name is Dima. 很高兴见到你，迪马 -Pleased to meet you, Dima.
我能帮你搭把手抬着这个吗？ Can I give you a hand? Can I carry this?
你真是太亲切了 That's very kind of you.
别弄掉了，否则他们会炒我鱿鱼 Don't drop it, or they'll fire me.
跟着我 Follow me.
我的留声机！ My Victrola!
小偷！小偷！他偷走了我的留声机！ He stole my Victrola! Thief! Thief!
我永远不会忘记你在这里走失的那一天 I will never forget the day you got lost down here.
这么多年过去，只有奇迹才能把你活着带回来 After all these years, only a miracle could bring you back alive now.
有个过时的词语叫做“信仰” There is an obsolete word called "faith".
信仰 梅利埃格雷 爱的奇迹 Faith, Meleagre! And the miracle of love.
那个傻瓜迪马在哪？ Where's that fool, Dima? 我需要一品脱啤酒！ I need a pint of beer!
噢，伙计！看来是遭遇海难了 Ahoy, matey! Shipwrecked, I see. 去你的！ -Damn you!
又一个海难的牺牲者 A victim of another maritime disaster.
恶灵退散 Out goes the bad air. In goes the good air.
我警告过你要注意水位 I've warned you to keep an eye on those water levels.
恶灵退散 Out goes the bad air. In goes the good air...
放开我，你这该死的蠢货！ Get off me, you vacantless fool!
别害怕 我不会再责备你，再伤害你了 我原谅你 Fear not! I shall never reprimand nor harm you again. I forgive you.
愿成千上万骆驼身上的跳蚤寄生在你的胳肢窝里！ May the fleas from a thousand camels infest your armpits!
加把劲 迪马 Crescendo, Dima, crescendo!
因为今天是是启示的日子！ For today is a day of Revelation! 不，今天是去死的好日子！ -A good day to die!
放开我！ Let go of me!
死亡并不神秘 Mystery is not death.
我的朋友... My friend...
就在这里，在下水道的深处，我发现了启示！ It was here, in the depths of the sewers, the revelation came to me!
让我们忘掉过去的争执！ Let us forget our quarrels of the past!
来庆祝这一切吧！ Let us rejoice!
现在由梅利埃格雷来指引你 For now Meleagre's here to steer you on!
这样你就可以引导世界... So that you in turn may steer the world...
...走出前所未有的大洪水！ ...out of the greatest deluge ever known!
我不想引导你去任何地方 I don't want to steer you anywhere
而你呢？你却要过来指引我吗？ And you? You're going to steer me?
你独自撒尿时都能害怕得尿到裤子上！ You're scared out of your pants when you piss!
你不会感恩，明白吗 You have no gratitude, see. 不会感恩！ No gratitude!
是谁把你和你的狗带到这儿来的？ Who brought you down here, you and your real dog?
是谁给你找到这么个避难所的？ Who found you shelter?
是我！ I did!
是谁每天给你带食物？ Who brings food everyday? 是迪马！迪马！ Dima does! Dima!
你啥也不懂！ You understand nothing!
看清深渊之深之日 便是跌入深渊之时 Into the abysmal pit must you fall before you see the abysmal blue.
每个灵魂都已经受主蒙恩，即使是你，我的朋友 For a soul, my friend, has been given... even unto you!
噢，月亮 Oh, Moon!
在你的寂静之塔以及神圣力量下... In the wanton hours of your silent towers...
...放纵而又静谧的时刻 ...and the stillness of the heavenly power.
月亮啊... Moon...
蜷伏在我的身边，让我在笑声中哭泣 Crouch at my side and let me weep my laughter!
我梦到了月亮 I'm dreaming of a Moon!
它有着炽热的光辉 Warmness glowing.
巨大的黑色月亮悬挂在明亮的天空之中 The huge black moon in the white, bright sky.
为什么？...为什么？... Why...? Why...?
拿着！快醒醒！过来吧！ Take them! Wake up! C'mon!
来吧...来吧！ Come... Come!
畜生！ Swine!
虐待女人的猪狗不如的东西！ Pig! Leech! Abusing a woman!
快来人帮帮她！ Somebody come and help her! 来帮帮她吧！ Come and help her, somebody!
嘿！嘿！ Hey! Hey!
我会为此给你点颜色看看！ I'll get you for this! 迪马你这臭杂种！ Dima, you bastard!
不！ No!
我美丽的安布罗西亚！ Ambrosia, my beauty!
晚上好，我的朋友！ Shalom Aleichem, my friend! 你今晚过得怎样？ -How are you, tonight?
我有个小礼物送给你 I have a little gift for you.
给你用来收藏 For your collection!
把它放回去 Put it back!
继续啊！继续嚼！享受这个过程 Go ahead. Chew it, enjoy it. 这是你最后一次干这事！ It's your last!
对，就是这样！咽下去！ Yeah, that's it. Choke!
等等 我现在有钱 I have money. Wait!
一杯博若莱葡萄酒和一根哈瓦那雪茄！ A glass of Beaujolais and one firm Havana cigar!
成了有钱人了 A man of means.
王子继承了他叔叔的账单 The Prince inherited his uncle's wealth.
然后你来结算他二十块的账单 And you have come to settle his bill with a twenty.
我已经收了这张20，你还欠我148 I've already got this 20, and the 148 you owe me.
外加这些吃的要十块 Plus another 10 for these tidbits.
我做的还不算很到位，不是吗？ Well, I'm not doing too well, am I? 你可以把这当成一项长期投资 -Consider it as a long-term investment.
投资？因为你和你的通话故事... Investment? I lose my money by you and your fairy tales...
我的钱消失得比蒸汽蒸发都快 ...faster than steam evaporates.
现在，你需要的是一份工作，就像后面那个洗碗的家伙一样 Now, what you need is a job, like the guy in the back there, washing dishes.
我从不洗碗，我们在厨房有帮工 -你当然有 -I don't wash dishes. We have kitchen help. -Sure you do.
如果你够聪明的话，你就登上一艘货船然后离开这鬼地方 If you were smart, you'd get a freighter and get the hell out of here.
聪明点，迪马 周五有艘船从港口出发去新加坡 Be smart, Dima. There's a boat leaving for Singapore from Port Bay on Friday.
他们在招一名男服务员 They're looking for another galley-man.
船长是我的老朋友 我会和他说起你的事 The Captain's a personal friend of mine. I'll tell him about you!
来这边 放松一点 This way. Don't be shy.
来啊，继续跳舞啊！ C'mon, dance! C'mon!
坐下吧 Take a seat.
你好 海伍德上校，你想要点什么 Hello. -Colonel Heywood, what are you having?
嗯...两杯博若莱，谢谢 Well... two beaujos, please.
你认识这儿一个叫迪马的常客吗？ Do you know a regular of this cafe whose name is Dima?
迪马？他就在那边 Dima? He's over there.
迪马？我的留声机！ Dima? My Victrola!
迪马！ Dima!
小偷！你偷了我的留声机！ Thief! You stole my Victrola!
迪马！你这个小偷！给我回来！ Dima! Thief! Come back! 他偷了我的留声机！ He stole my Victrola!
把瓶子给我，泰格·莉莉 -Give me the bottle, Tiger Lily! 什么态度！ -Such manners!
她指望我这种货色会讲礼貌？ 难以置信 -She expects manners from a pig like me? -Unbelievable!
你们几个 Both of you! All of you...
听着 但我在舞台上表演的时候... Listen! When I played on the stage...
人人都表现得尊敬和礼貌 Everyone showed respect. Everyone showed manners.
我站在那儿... I stood there...
灯光照映在我的脸上 The light shining in my face.
向上千名观众鞠躬致意 Bowing to a thousand people.
在第六天的时候... And on the morning and evening of the sixth day...
上帝以他自己的形象创造了人 God created man in his own image.
他创造出了男人和女人 Male and female, created he them.
瞧，这多棒啊! And behold, it was very good!
多棒啊 Very good.
给我回来！迪马！我的留声机！ Come back! Dima! My Victrola!
我可不想再被你追着了！你把我当老鼠吗？ I dont' want to be chased! Do you think I'm a mouse?
迪马，你这个手脚不干净的混蛋！ Dima, you thieving bastard!
我会抓住你的，你个混蛋，我会抓住你的！ I'll get you, you bastard! I'll get you!
回来，你这畜生！小偷！混蛋！ Come back, you swine! You thief! You bastard!
快来帮帮我 快 Come and help me! Quick! C'mon!
我的留声机 帮我拦住他 他偷了我的留声机！ My Victrola! Stop him, please! He stole my Victrola!
无药可救... All the king's horses, and all the king's men...
...破镜难圆！ ...couldn't put the tiny twat together again!
请不要这样 请不要这样 Please! Please!
不 不 No! No!
加把劲！ Come on!
你们都给我停下！ -Stop it! Stop it! Everyone of you! 把他狠狠地揍一顿 -Beat the shit out of him!
你这愚蠢的疯婆子！ You silly old bat!
起来吧，亲爱的莉莉 Come on, Darling. Come on, Lily.
做的好，莉莉 Well done, Lily! 可怜的小家伙... -Poor little friend...
可怜的小家伙... Poor little friend...
小家伙你知道吗？ You know something, little one?
我的戏剧生涯中中... Of all the roles I ever played...
...我唯一无法把握好的 ...the only one I never got right was my dying scene...
...就是我在李尔王中死去的那场戏 ...in King Lear.
求你了，松开它 Pray you, undo this button.
谢谢你，先生 Thank you, sir.
你看到这个了吗？ Do you see this?
不 No.
从不 Never.
从不... Never...
太精彩了 泰格·莉莉！ Bravo, Tiger Lily!
你受伤了吗？快醒醒 Are you hurt? Wake up! 求你了，快醒醒 Please, wake up!
她...她真的死了 She's... She's really dead.
是的，她已经离开了我们 Yes, she is no longer with us. 但她曾是我们的朋友 But she was a friend.
她得了冠状动脉血栓 She has suffered a coronary thrombosis.
动脉硬化 Arteriosclerosis.
坚强起来 我们都只不过是肉体凡胎 Be strong! We are all but flesh and bone.
髋骨连着股骨 With the hipbone connected to the thighbone.
股骨连着膝骨 And the thighbone connected to the kneebone.
膝骨连着胫骨 And the kneebone connected to the shinbone.
胫骨连着踝骨 And the shinbone connected to the anklebone.
踝骨连着足骨 And the anklebone connected to the footbone.
足骨连着股骨... And the footbone connected to the thighbone...
克洛诺斯！ Chronos!
只有你才能拯救我于危难之中！ If only you could save me now in this moment of disaster!
看在上帝的份上，迪马在哪里？ Where, in the name of God, is Dima?
看看我错过了什么 What a loss!
瞧你自己 被倒吊了起来 Look at yourself! Upside down!
悬挂在半空中... Hanging there...
就像一只挂在肉钩上的兔子！ ...like a rabbit on a meathook!
放我下来，你个蠢货 Get me down, you idiot!
我要窒息而死了！ I'm suffocating to death!
没错，但如果你死了，你的灵魂将得到永生 Yes, but should you die, your soul will live!
给我关了那音乐！ And stop that music!
他不再喜欢音乐了？ He no longer loves music?
我来带你跳支舞 I'll make you dance!
如果我有心脏病，你个白痴... If I had a heart attack, you idiot...
你将什么也得不到？ you'd get nothing!
什么都得不到? I'd get nothing?
王八蛋！你竟敢这样对我？ Bastard! Why d'you act this way with me?
忘恩负义的无赖！ Ungrateful cad! 傲慢的混蛋！ -Arrogant jackass!
你说我傲慢？你以为这近五年是谁在照顾你？ You call me arrogant? I, who spent the last five years serving you?
你甚至不配舔我的靴子！ ...When you don't even deserve to lick my boots!
假装自己是个天文学家... Pretending to be a student of the stars...
像个秃鹫一样等着，直到你的鲁道夫叔叔死去！ When you're just waiting like a vulture until your Uncle Rudolf drops dead!
我所有的希望...所有的梦想... All my hopes... All my dreams...
在这些年里都投资在一个疯子的承诺上 All these years invested in a lunatic's promise.
你是我见过的最恶心的残渣！ You're the most disgusting type of survivor I've ever seen!
那你自己又是什么？ What about yourself?
这个“恶心的残渣”从他的“陛下”那里偷过东西？ This "disgusting survivor" steals for His Majesty?
很适合你，我刚找到的 Like you, I just found it. 来，试试看 Go ahead, try it on.
我好冷，迪马 I'm cold, Dima!
直觉的火花告诉我... A spark of intuition...
你迫切的需要我的帮助 ...tells me you are desperately in need of my help!
但在我的水晶球里看到未来之前... But before I see the future in my crystal ball...
我得先收下我的报酬 I must first see the customer's money in my hand.
这还不够 This is not enough!
耐心...耐心... Patience... Patience...
现在，我只看得到...一层雾 For the moment, I see only... mist.
不，不，等等 No. No, wait...
这是烟，不是雾 It is smoke, not mist.
你在烟里看到鲁道夫叔叔了吗？－安静 -Do you see Uncle Rudolf in the smoke? -Silence!
这是我的重要原则 It is a golden rule for me. 否则，我就会集中不了注意力 Otherwise, I lose my concentration!
这是什么 What is this?
一个城堡 －城堡？ A castle? -Castle?
一条蛇 －蛇？ -A snake! -Snake?
不 一个女人 No! A woman!
一个金发女人 A blonde woman!
她紧抱着一个男人 She is embracing a man, desperately!
这真是令人难以置信 This is indeed incredible!
她抱着的人是你 She is embracing you!
那鲁道夫叔叔呢？ What about Uncle Rudolf?
她在哭泣 She weeps.
她在一个教堂中哭泣着，还牵着你的手 In a church, she weeps. And she is holding your hand!
这个更加奇怪 This is most peculiar!
我看到一个侏儒... I see a dwarf...
...手里提着根大棍子 ...with a big stick in his hand!
我的留声机 My Victrola!
小偷 小偷 他偷了我的留声机 Thief! Thief! He stole my Victrola!
我的水晶球！ My crystal ball!
他在哪儿？给我回来！ Where is he? Come back!
迪马！我的留声机！回来，小偷！ Dima! My Victrola! Come back, thief!
你永远抓不住迪马 You can't catch Dima!
前进，我漂亮的小马，驾！ Come on, my beautiful horse! Drive on!
迪马！没人能找到迪马... Dima! No one can find Dima...
来，拿着这些报纸 Here, put the papers out! 拜托，你太懒了 C'mon! You are so lazy!
我从没为别人工作过，但如果是为了你， 安布罗西亚 我愿意去做 I never work for anyone, Ambrosia, but for you I will!
快，从你那里拿张报纸给我 C'mon, let's have another paper from you.
噢，真是的 Oh, really!
瞧一瞧，看一看了！ Read all about it! Read all about it!
古怪的百万富翁留下巨额遗产！ Eccentric millionaire leaves huge fortune!
瞧一瞧，看一看了！ Read all about it! Read all about it!
古怪的百万富翁留下巨额遗产！ Eccentric millionaire leaves huge fortune!
鲁道夫叔叔死了！ Uncle Rudolf is dead!
迪马，我... - I won't, Dima..! 迪马发财了！ -Dima's rich!
遗产！一笔巨额遗产！ A fortune! Huge fortune!
再也不用偷窃和乞讨 No more stealing or begging!
我的报纸！我要杀了你... -My Papers! I'll kill you for this... 你不明白 -You don't understand!
我说的是真的 来... It's true. Here...
看着，我来买下你所有报纸 I'll buy all your papers! Look at this!
我存到现在的积蓄 The savings of a lifetime!
给你 -你这段时间一直在干嘛？ Here! -What you've been up to?
你从未告诉过我你有钱了！ -安布罗西亚... You never told me you had money! -Ambrosia...!
今晚你是迪马的客人！我要送你一顿盛宴！美酒与鸡肉管够！ You are Dima's guest tonight! I am giving you a feast! A banquet! Chicken!
烤鸡和炸土豆！ Roast chicken! With fried potatoes!
红酒！ And wine!
法国产的，当然 French, of course.
噢...！ Oh...!
还有巧克力冰淇淋！ And chocolate ice cream!
再来点哈瓦那最好的雪茄！ And the finest Havana cigar!
古巴货 From Cuba.
你准备好了吗，女士？ Are you ready, madame? 当然，迪马！ -I am, Dima!
服务员！我们要这里最好的餐位！ Waiter! Your best table!
你知道吗，安布罗西亚？ You know what, Ambrosia?
在我们剩下的日子里，我们可以过上每天都有鸡肉吃的生活 We could eat chicken everyday,for the rest of our lives.
并且... And you...!
你可以拥有来自巴黎的裙子和来自意大利罗马的鞋！ You could have dresses from Paris and shoes from Rome... Italy!
真棒！ Lovely!
一大笔遗产！ Huge fortune!
你觉得这一大笔遗产有多少钱？ How much you think a huge fortune is?
我不知道 我猜... I don't know. I suppose...
可能买的下你这里的一万张报纸！ Probably cost you about ten-thousand newpapers!
鲁道夫·范·坦纳，著名的德国百万富翁... Rudolf von Tanner, famous German millionaire...
...于昨日去世，留下了巨额遗产 ...died yesterday, leaving his colossal fortune...
噢，不... Oh, no...
噢，这不可能！ Oh, that's not possible!
留下了他巨额遗产 ...leaving his colossal fortune...
给了彩虹妓院 ...to the Rainbow brothel...
条件是在他们照顾... ...only on condition that they take care of...
他的爱犬的情况下 ...of his dogs.
他的狗？ His dogs?
嘿！ Hey!
读下这个 Read this!
鲁道夫叔叔现在只不过是正在腐烂的苔藓 Uncle Rudolf is no more than peat moss decomposing nicely!
一打狗和一群肮脏的的妓女现在成了百万富翁！ A dozen dogs and whores from a filthy brothel are now millionaires!
狗和妓女... Dogs and whores...
你一分钱都没有！他什么都没留给你！ You didn't get one cent! He left you nothing!
你没有继承他的遗产 You never had a heritage.
你唯一的遗产就是你脑子里的大洞 你现在一文不值 The only heritage is the big, black hole in your head. You're worthless!
你只不过是个讨厌的流浪汉，和我一样！ You're nothing but a lousy bum, like me!
我答应了会给你黄金，你会得到的 I promised you gold, and gold you shall get.
你知道“黄金”这个词的意思吗？ Do you know the meaning of the word "gold"?
多年来我一直在这地牢里研究，做实验 For years I've been working in this dungeon. Experimenting. Burning.
经过燃烧和转化，我提炼出了黄金！ Transforming. And gold I have found!
这些黄金比你所有的财物都值钱得多 Gold worth far more than all your money.
灵魂中的黄金！转化得更为纯净！ The gold of the soul! Purified! Transformed!
你他妈完全疯了！ You are totally insane!
你骗了我 你骗了我！ You lied. You lied!
当你知道你叔叔不会给你留一分钱的时候... Making a sucker out of me, when you knew, all the time...
...你就一直在把我当个傻瓜耍 ...your uncle wouldn't leave you a cent.
闭嘴吧 Shut up.
那里没有死亡，你个傻子 There is no death, you fool! 只有转化的奇迹 Only the miracle of transformation.
难道你看不到那闪耀的纯净之光？ Can you not see what shines like pure light?
转化？ Transformation?
我关心个屁的转化？ What do I care about transformation?
就算我的灵魂下地狱我也不在乎 我要的是钱！ My soul can go to hell, for all I care. I want money!
就因为你承诺给我钱，我成了一个乞丐和小偷 You made a beggar and a thief out of me by promising me money.
老 子 要 钱！ M-O-N-E-Y! 我答应给你的... -By promising you...
...是永恒的天堂！ ...Paradise Eternity!
你又在取笑我，我要杀了你！ You ever scoff at me again, I'll kill you!
走 Go.
你给我走 Be gone.
别担心，陛下 Don't worry, Your Majesty.
我会永远离开 就算你腐烂在这，也都与我无关 I'm leaving forever.You can rot, for all I care!
我给他生命，他却选择悲惨的老留声机 I offer him life, and he prefers a miserable, old Victrola.
噢，克洛诺斯！ Oh, Chronos!
我的老伙计 My old friend.
我做错了什么？ What did I do wrong?
你自私的利用迪马，来追求你自己的完美 You used Dima in your selfish search for perfection.
总有一天，你会明白 One day, you will understand.
你在这里... And thou...
...在这个悲惨地牢中的不幸时刻... ...here, in this wretched dungeon in this wretched hour...
...我终于找到了你 ...have I finally found you.
以及我自己 And myself.
迪马！ Dima!
嘿，摩西 Hey, Moishe!
生意不错，嗯？ -还行 Good business, huh? -Not bad.
话说，那条去新加坡的船离开码头了吗？ By the way, has that boat for Singapore left Port Bay yet?
我为什么要告诉你？ Why should I tell you?
好让你欠着我的钱然后永远消失？ So you can disappear forever with the money you owe me?
如果我把钱还清呢？ What if I pay you my debt?
我知道你不相信我，但我现在有钱 -拿来看看 You don't believe it, but I've got the money! -Let's see it.
赃物 -不要急，朋友 Stolen goods. -Not so fast, my friend!
首先，你得告诉我那条船的名字 First, you tell me the name of the ship! 好吧，成交 -Okay, you've got a deal.
再加500块 -Plus 500. 做梦 -Forget it.
听着 我有急用 一小时后有一班火车 Listen! I need it now! There's a train in an hour.
拜托，帮帮老朋友吧 Go on, help out an old pal!
求你了！ I'm begging you!
我只能给你200块 -I'll give you 200. -400.
-250. -350.
一张 One.
两张 Two.
三张 Three.
船的名字叫海洋猎犬 在港口三号码头 The name of the ship is The Seahound. It's at Port Bay, dock three.
告诉古斯塔沃是我叫你来的 Tell Gustav I sent you. 恩情永世难忘，我的朋友 -I won't forget it, my friend!
滚出去吧！ Get out of here!
把那些窗户给关上！ Shut those windows!
请注意一点儿 不要推 ...Do you mind there! Stop pushing...!
小偷 ...Thief...!
请注意 请注意 Attention! Attention!
前往港湾的列车即将离开... Train for Port Bay will be leaving... 到港湾的二等舱 -Second class for Port Bay!
去港湾的列车 四号台上车 两分钟后出发 Train for Port Bay. Platform Four. Two minutes.
让一让 人太多了！ ...Please...! ...They're too many people...!
请注意 请与轨道保持安全距离 Attention! Step back from the track!
我们对给乘客们带来的不便深表歉意 We apologize to passengers for the inconvenience.
这是近七十年来最严重的洪涝灾害 This is the worst flooding disaster in the last seventy years.
请与轨道保持安全距离 Step back from the track!
请注意 Attention!
还会有一辆从本站出发的列车 There will be one further departure from this station.
它将在15分钟后从九号站台出发 It will leave in fifteen minutes from Platform Nine.
九号站台 这将是最后一趟列车 Platform Nine. This will now be the last train.
从本站出发的最后一趟列车 The last train from this station.
是混账迪马！快去抓住他！ It's that bastard Dima! Let's get him!
迪马，你个杂种！ Dima, you bastard!
你偷了我的香肠 You stole my sausage!
给他一个瓶子 Give him a bottle!
以眼还眼，以牙还牙 An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth!
打呀，你个混蛋，来打呀！ Fight, you bastard! Fight!
等等！我带了点东西给你 Wait a minute! I've got something for you!
来 看看这个 看 Here! Look at this! Look!
来看看这个 来吧 Look at this! C'mon!
小心 Watch out!
终于找到你了！ I found you!
我就知道你会在这里 I knew you'd be there! 我也知道你会回来 -And I knew that you'd come back!
这里只有一条路可以出去了 There's only one way out! 我们还有时间！ We still have time!
快啊！ -只有一条出路了？ C'mon! -Only one way out?
对！快点！ Yes! C'mon!
走了，伙计 C'mon, boy!
我希望他游泳技术像他说话一样好 -确实如此 -I hope he swims as well as he talks! -He does!
快！ C'mon!
勇敢点 克洛诺斯 勇敢点 Courage, Chronos! Courage!
克洛诺斯！ Chronos!
你去哪儿？该死的！ Where are you? Damn you!
该死的！ Damn you!
克洛诺斯！你在哪儿？ Chronos! Where are you?
回来！ -我找不到克洛诺斯 -Come back! -I can't find Chronos!
克洛诺斯已经死了！ Chronos is dead!
我找不到克洛诺斯！ -该死的！ -I can't find Chronos! -Damn you!
我好像闻到了什么味道 I smell something.
煤气！ Gas!
趴下！ Get down!
走这边！这是我们唯一的机会了！ Come this way! It's our only chance!
上那边去！ Up there!
走这里 This way!
你先 You go!
不，你先上去然后再帮我！ -不！ -No, you go first and help me! -No!
拜托...拜托了！ Yes, plea... please!
我和你一起出去了！ Out with you!
出去了！ Out!
此时此刻，迪马... This time, Dima...
我是个赢家！ I'm the winner!
该死的蠢货！ Goddamn fool!
来，跟我们走 C'mon, let's go!
拿上你的晨报 Get your morning paper, here!
克洛诺斯？ Chronos?
克洛诺斯！ Chronos!
克洛诺斯，这边！这边！ Chronos, this way! This way!
对！游过去，克洛诺斯！往那儿去！ Yes! Swim, Chronos! Over there!
快，伙计！游过去！ C'mon, boy! Swim!
快，克洛诺斯！你还活着！ Come, Chronos! You're alive!
我们两个都还活着，克洛诺斯！ We're both alive, Chronos!
再加把劲，只有一点点距离了！ Just a little bit more!
做的好 我来了！ Yes! Here I come!
你还活着 You're alive.
来吧，克洛诺斯 Come, Chronos!